Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Yearbook Camp = Uber Lamenesssssssss.....moo....

So yeah, I'm at "Camp Yearbook" right now and its like..... reallly boring. Specifically these general sessions they force us to attend. They basically tell us all the stuff we already know, only by using humor here and there to try and hypnotize us into thinking that we ABSOLUTLY HAVE TO KNOW THIS STUFF!!! >< But I refuse to submit! I mean, theres s~o~m~e interesting bits, especially those that directly relate to computers. Photoshop is sooo on my list of things to do while I'm here, and learning how to do cobs. No... not corn, I mean well.... I dont know what it stands for, but theyre neat! Like... way neat! Supa cool, huh? Oh! And I made a new friend!::dances:: That would be Amber! She the person whose laptop I'm using right now. She's nice and almost as fabulous as me! Yeah, no one is as fabulous as me, but she's a close second! And the Stacer Racer is here too. We've been trying to make as much fun of the duldrum that flitters around this place like the plague. Such as random pictures and the ocassional changing of random articles of clothing! Always a fun thing to do ^_^ Myah.... I think I'm running out of things to talk about.... I know! Gaspeth! But anywho, I dun wanna totally kill her battery, so I should probably go.....


Lots and lots of Less than Threes,
Teh Most magnificent Justy that ever walked the earth.... or some alien planet for that matter.....

Thursday, February 24, 2005

This is odd........

This is gonna be a weird post. See it'll just be a "musing". And even weirder still, it wont be an odd, strange or psychotic "musing" either. Gasp, I know you all want to. No, today, it will be about........... love. Im in an odd sort of mood, so enjoy it while it lasts. You see, a few minutes ago, I got one of those, like, surveys I guess you could call them. They're supposed to help you get to know your friends better. But anywho. One of the questions asked: "What's love?". Though an exceptionally vague question, it made me think for some time. And I mean alot of time. At first I was all, "What kinda question is that?" but after a while, I finally realized, that there is no answer to that. It varies from person to person. For me, love is... well. Love is that incredible sense of contentment you feel towards someone. Its.. when you can sit with someone, for hours at a time, without saying a word. And in the end, it wouldnt matter, 'cause you're with them, and thats all that matters. Love is when you feel so strongly for someone, that you and them share the same emotions. When they're sad, you're sad. When they're happy, you're happy. And most the smae goes for them. They feel what they feel. And nothing makes either of you happier than the other feeling the same way. Love is what you feel towards someone when you consider them your best friend in the world, and so much more. When you love someone, you know you can tell them and ask them anything. Regardless of how silly or stupid it might be. Like "Do people from England think with an accent?". It doesnt matter that it makes no sense, or is likely irrelevant to what you were just talking about. What matters is you know they wont care that its stupid. 'Cause it came from you, and if they love you, you could ask or say anything, and it wouldnt matter. Love is what you feel for someone when you would go to the ends of the earth and beyond, just to make that person feel even just a sliver fo the happiness you feel when around them. And beautiful though love undoubtedly is. It all has the power to tear worlds apart at the seems, and even the love of others. But thats the risk one must take. Love is a double edged sword, cliche though it may sound, its true. Know howver, that for all its troubles, love is perfect, flawless. In its benefits and turmoils. Violence and Nightmares being a natural product of humanity. But love exists despite all that. Love is, in the simplest of terms, divine contentment, and absolute power. Wow, that feels really good to have gotten all that off my chest. And well..... thats it....... Anti-climactic, no?

In an odd sort of mood,
Justin ( ::shudders at the lack of creativity:: )

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FEAL MY AWSOME MIGHT MR. TAYLOR!!!!!!!! Well, its actually Geigers might, but I franchised it and must donate a percentage of all proceeds to her, but shhhhhhhh, Im gonna route it all through the Camen Islands ¬.¬ Any who. YAY!!!! I CAN BLOG AT SCHOOL AGAIN!!!! Is it not amazing? It really is since I tend to neglect my blogging duties while at home. So anyways, yah. And as Mellie so pointedly pointed out, I havnt blogged in like three weeks. Just more emphasis. Hmm..... how ironic, I can finally blog again, and yet, I have nothing to blog about. Hmmm......





The one who can now Open and Close Tags,

Fudgey McFudge Pants, I mean.... erm..... Justy

Monday, February 07, 2005

You're Still The One!!!

Mkay, so Im in 5th period right now, but we have this lame sub, and so instead, I have run away to my place of solitude. Thats right, the Yearbook Room! And since I didnt blog yesterday, I will blog twice today. Well, probably not, but I blogged twice one day so that'll make up for it today. Well, at least that's what we'll tell "The Man" ::shifty eyes:: They are watching us always. But Any Who! Stacer Racer made my smile today when she did her little dance to the cover of "You're still the one" by Roper. It was thoroughly enjoying. But no where near as enjoying as when we all danced to "Spice up Yah Life!". Oh yes, that's right, we danced to the Spice Girls. And Im not afraid to say it. SPICE GIRLS ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!! ::Dances:: They're just too funny. I love my little yearbook crew. They all make me smile. I love you kids. Hmm, Im running out of things to say....... Whatever will I talk about? Oh! Of course! I nearly forgot! ::Gasp:: You were about to cry weren't you? Thats right, you know what Im talking abot. Well, maybe you dont. But Im talking of course about my "Musings". This time, I shall change things up a bit. Today kiddies, its story time with Da Justy. So once the little girl was playing with her uncle wiggly. And something went wrong! Killer Bees!!! You dont know what a rash is! Look at my thighs! A million cows came flying from with in the void. I hate this Effing Commercial!! Banana Quick! I miss Banana Quick! The zoo chases me, but they wont win! So, she's playing with Uncle Wiggly, and her diaper needs changing, cuz she's 87 yers old. And a Scary Babboon! Fly! Carbon blood factory! Ovaltine! Stand back from my funky self! Yoou think, but you're not plywood. I love you, My little exit wound. And that kiddies is why you shouldnt drink Anti Freeze. Hmm, that was quite enjoyable.

Mrow :3
Da one who just ate some super tasty Chocolate Cake

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Immeasurable amounts of Depression, Tears, and Saturated Fats

Mkay, so Im online, and Cait IMs me and says that the Relient K concert is all sold out. And at first, Im thinking shes just joshing me, 'cause she did that once before. But then it sets in that she's telling the truth, and Im all cry'ey and stuff. So then, I go into my like, uber depressed mode. So yeah, I just rearranged all the furniture in the house, made sure all the tables are at a perfectly perpendicular angle to the walls, and am currently eating a stick of butter, and listening to "Let it All Out". Normally, this would look bad, but mind you I'm not that stupid. Instead I will take out my agression on my house. It will likely go under about 12 transformations before the weekend is over, I will have eaten about 2,000,000,000,000 Calories, and I will have spent about 36 hours online, and get now sleep. Yay! Isnt that exciting? Normally I would insert one of my "musings" right now, but lucky for you, Im too dang depressed. So sue me if you must, or merely take a rain check. I know you all love my "musings" sooooo much.

With many tears and tubes of Cookie Dough,
Er....... I cant think of a fun nick name

Friday, February 04, 2005

Is it normal for your voice to echo in a class room?

Ok, my voice isnt really echoing, but the room is really empty. There's only like 9 of in here. Its really wierd. I think its because of the whole assembly thing. And now there's some really crappy rap music playing, and in case I didnt already say this part already, it sucks. And behold! Ahkey just walked in! ::Dances:: That makes 10! 11 if you count Deborah, but she's not really in this class, so I wont count her. Well Ok, why not. And Ms. Evans voice is screeching in my ear like a howler monkey. We should get her voice box removed. Hmm, I hope she never stumbles across this blog by some freaky coinky dink. That would probably be really bad. And now Josh is eating yogurt with a fork. Hmm, this all makes sooooo much sense. And now kiddies, its time for my random "Musing". Today, I shall chat with you all on the subject of conformity. This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua! Ganglia!! Rats eat Babies!!

And with a poof of smoke, a meowing ferret, and Staci's desperate attempts to attend a concert,
Justy Wusty Pudding and Pie

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Why do birds, suddenly appear? Every time, You are Near? Answer: "You" are covered in bird seed

Yeah, so Im like, really bored, so I decided to blog twice in one day (Oooh, REBELLION!!). Yeah, N-E-Wayz, I was listening to that Carpenters song, and I was telling my friend about it, and he was all like, "Maybe they appear because he's covered in Bird Seed" And Im all like, yeah, that would make sense. But then you of course must factor in the probability of somebody being entirely covered in Bird Seed. I have deduced that this song was in fact, written about someone who suffered from a horrible ailment. You see, this "you" is covered in very odd pores which instead of sweating, produce bird seed. But then one must consider, how is somebody afflicted with this disease? To which I respond, Duh! He was clearly bitten by a radioactive bird who happened to have just eaten bird seed from outer space. Its very obvious, No? And so, now that I have "mused" I leave you with this. Why oh why do you drive on the parkway and park in the drive way?!?!?!? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?!?!?!

Smooches,
Da-Justy

And in seven minutes, my Blog was Created!!

Hazzahh! I made my blog finally! ::dances:: And consequently, in doing so, have greatly lowered the net worth of the internet in its great spledor. ::braces for the letter bombs:: FEEL MY AWSOME MIGHT BILL GATES!!! >D Yes, thats right, I am a loser, isnt it great? So yeah, I was all excited 'cause I thought I would get to see the Kingdom Hearts Trailer and stuff, but the these loser Mac's decided to act all lame and stupid and er.... stuffishness. Aren't I great with words? So yeah, now Im all sad. But nwo Im happy! Wanna know why? 'Cause In 16 days Im going to the Relient K concert in Hollywood at the Avalon!! And in 163 days the next Harry Potter book comes out. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and in 287 days the next Harry Potter movie comes out. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!! ::Does Happy Dance:: Perhaps I should consider taking ridilin. Maybe I should have listened to those doctors..... But we all know that they're being controled by scary freak troll baby leperchauns ¬.¬ Damn You!! ::hides before Geiger has a chance to wash his mouth out with soap:: Yay! I have created something sucessfuly and I didnt even have to offer a human sacrafice to the Mac's!! M'Kay, Im finally out of things to say.

With lots of Tigs, Togs, Tags, Elephant Noises, and Love,
Justy